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Unknown (via grrl-meat)
i want to print this out and give this to my mother.
(via theoceanandthesky)
EVERYONE.
(via labia-saturation)
(Source: daughterofzami, via barbieandkenkillers)
shots
(Source: daltdisney, via iateglitterforbreakfast)
what horrible thing could womankind have done to deserve being wicked horny whenever they have their period
(Source: over-there, via greatdepths)
(Source: archnasawjani, via greatdepths)
i don’t care if we’re not dating anymore i still think you’re mine
(via jesusdied4cats)
I’m really excited I joined a softball team, and we’re playing my roommate tonight
I’ve just been like oh yeah I kinda played when I was little
guise I played for like 10 years. ass kicking coming up
A blood python reluctantly takes a bath. original video
pRECIOUS BABY,
oh my goodness
the cutest
what the hell is wrong with you people this is scary as fuck
(Source: sssnakesss, via toasterb0t)
(Source: thatgirlbrekay, via youcancallmekj)
I woke up today and suddenly I wasn’t in love with you anymore
(Source: dumblecore, via devirginization)
WHY DO I HAVE TREATS IN MY MOUTH?
WAS I A GOOD DOG?
I DON’T REMEMBER.
(Source: imgfave, via hairyclinton)
s-o-m-e-o-n-e asked: the "i hope rick santorum" quotes are great.. seriously.. prime tumblring!
I hope rick santorum accidentally takes a video instead of a picture and sits there for an obscenely amount of time before he realizes that it’s a video.
Hannah, 18. MN/MA